Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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