No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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