i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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