Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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