i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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