No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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