I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Randomize
