what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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