Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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