How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
We need a shit load of segways right now
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
