Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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