I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Houston, we have a squirter
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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