Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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