My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
