Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Randomize
