I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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