Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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