Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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