great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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