She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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