May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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