this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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