Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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