Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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