We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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