Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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