i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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