well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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