i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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