Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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