im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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