Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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