i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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