I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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