Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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