He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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