i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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