at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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