He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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