All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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