Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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