They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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