Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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