I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
