she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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