that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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