Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
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