Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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