So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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