i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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