I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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