dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Tell her she can't have a vagina
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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